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Welcome to Benzyme's Warp-Zone. This site is under construction. Come back in 2001.
- Art projects
- Retro game reviews
- Theology Discussions
- Crippling Nostalgia for a world that doesn't exist anymore
📡 SITE UPDATES
Philosopher King — The Final Funky Thesis
The last word has been spoken, and it grooves. Put on your thinking cap, then put on your dancing shoes: the Final Funky Thesis of the Philosopher King is ready to play. Press play and see if the argument holds up.
🎧 LISTEN NOWDream City — Fresh Look, New Games
Dream City just got a glossy new coat of paint, plus new games to wander into. Grab a seat, take a look around, and see what has popped up on the skyline.
☁ ENTER DREAM CITY
Dying-Star Syndrome
A spooky CDROM-era point-and-click adventure game about one very important task: answering the phone. Play it at https://retroandreformed.netlify.app/phone2.
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Experimental Zine — Issue #1
I'm thinking about launching a monthly magazine as part of the site. The zine is currently too small and unreadable but if you'd like to peek at my plan for it and tell me what sections you'd want to see in a monthly mag, https://retroandreformed.netlify.app/zines/issue1/index.html
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Kenjamin Beach — 1689: Precious Remedies Against Satan's Weak Beats
The new album just dropped! Reformed theology over fire beats. Click through to listen and find out more — also available on all major music platforms.
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